You spend hours browsing their menu online days before to choose what you’ll eat hoping they haven’t run out
Sometimes you will call just to double check it is gluten free, to avoid disappointment, still worry about cross contamination.
You dread eating another baked potato
Fine, ill just have my fish with out chips, i’ll be fine!
When you ask any question about the meal being Gluten Free and they look at you blankly.
It’s ok, i love being judged.
the you have to spend the rest of the night asking, just so you have some faith you won’t be in the toilet for the rest of the night.
Can you check if this is gluten free, was it deep fried in separate oil, was the gluten free bread toasted in the same toaster as normal bread? Please chef don’t do anything to my food, i’m not being hard!
When you find heaven and they have a huge Gluten Free Menu!
Begin happy dance.
…and the menu includes desserts
Excuse me while I just feel normal for a moment
You hate all the normal eaters…
You just sit there while they order, well anything
While you eat green leaf salad!
When they can only offer ice cubes for your gluten free desert